Ever since Apple’s new adapter was released about three years ago, jokingly dubbed the Dongle, the term has slowly been gaining more and more traction. Apple CEO Tim Cook reported today that now is the best time to release the new names for their products because “after three years, people are finally able to say Dongle without laughing.” Some of the new names that have investors scrambling are as follows:
Cook says that the following are phrases that executives at Apple think will be common in the near future:
- Let’s take a florbie together.
- This product is compatible with FlippleDippleOS.
- Let’s check how many steps I took today on the tiny tiptoes app.
Be sure to also check out the new app MyClock Go Plus Platinum Pro, which will be the only way to check the time on these devices. Within this app, you can buy their “Battle Pass” to unlock new time zones. Along with these new, innovative names, comes a rise in retail price of an extra $600 each.


