By Simon Cox

A technical error disrupted hundreds of driving tests this morning, inciting a technical investigation of the software at fault. It was discovered that the website crashed because its central processing unit reached its maximum byte capacity from the hard disk drive without a viable eject data method in place. But more importantly, it happened because it followed a tester’s advice and turned left on red. 

But this was not a one-time occurrence; Being in the presence of so many amateur drivers has had a catastrophic effect on all of the testing computers. Many of the computers used for driving tests now exhibit road rage if their operator takes too long to answer a question.