By: Simon Cox

For many years, Life Hacks have been allowing people to exploit common activities and supplies for higher benefit without repercussions. That is, until today, when the Department of National Defense announced their new product to identify and track infamous Life Hackers. Within 24 hours of launch, thousands of people have been arrested for reusing plastics, carrying luggage in an easier way, creating DIY phone cases, etc. “Life Hackers are the bane of our society,” Canadian Defense Minister says, “We can’t just have people making their lives easier without any consequences!”