By: Josh Tavares-Pitts

In light of the recent distrust among vaccines, scientists at Legitimate Health Inc. have developed a vaccine that injects “anti-antibodies” to remove post-vaccinated antibodies from the circulatory system.

This is a major development and step forward for the group known as anti-vax, as they now have an option to undo previous choices. “I used to want vaccines, but after getting one, I realized how terrible they are. I am completely against vaccines,” one anti-vaxxer said, “with this new innovation, I can finally rest easy, knowing that I won’t have any more of that vaccine stuff in me. All I have to do is get this quick and easy immunization shot, and I’ll be vaccine-free.”

Anti-vaxxers have been lining up at local hospitals to get this new shot. Many have been describing it as “the perfect solution for those who hate vaccines,” and “a step in the right direction for credibility among the people.”

An added benefit of this new innovation is that once you receive the shot, you will be vaccinated from any future vaccine injections, however it will require patients to take a booster every three years. With this new product, many people are starting to regain trust with medical corporations, allowing those known as anti-vax to rest easy.